Divine Intervention Lover Mugs

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"Just my luck."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'It's a conversation piece.'

Why there are no church hecklers.

'New Charismatic'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

God throwing a lifebelt.

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

One Way Arrow.

God's secretary.

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Lourdes Miracles.