Divine Intervention Mugs

'Drawbridge ahead'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Is this Seat Taken?

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'It's just a miracle.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

Why there are no church hecklers.

God throwing a lifebelt.

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Invoice.