Divine Intervention Dreamer Gifts

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Jesus Christ

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just my luck."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God's Phone

Is this Seat Taken?

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'