Divine Intervention Dreamer Pillows

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Jesus Christ

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Is this Seat Taken?

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'