Divine Intervention Fans Gifts

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

God and His Copilot.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

God throwing a lifebelt.

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'New Charismatic'

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

One Way Arrow.

Lourdes Miracles.