Divine Intervention Fan Gifts

"That was fast."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'It's just a miracle.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Just my luck."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

God and His Copilot.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

Heaven Mk. II.

God throwing a lifebelt.