Divine Communication Fan Gifts

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Have you been working out?'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Workplace Confidentiality.

God and His Copilot.

Parrot annoying dog.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Angel Golf

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Vents, real and digital.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

'It's just a miracle.'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Pot Needles

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'They have great rapport.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Football of the Gods...