Divine Fan Gifts

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God creating the galaxy.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Mrs. Almighty.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

God and His Copilot.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Angel Golf

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'