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'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The Assumption of Mary

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

God creating the galaxy.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Mrs. Almighty.

God and His Copilot.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

Angel Golf

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"It's HIM, are you in...?"