Divine Leadership Fan Gifts

God and His Copilot.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

God creating the galaxy.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Angel Golf

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Football

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Heaven Mk. II.

Football of the Gods...

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

Rugby heaven

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

"He's an old school angel."

Management Through Heredity.

"No! Bless you!"

"That was fast."