Divine Leadership Fan Mugs

God and His Copilot.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

God creating the galaxy.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

Angel Golf

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

'It's just a miracle.'

Football

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Heaven Mk. II.

Football of the Gods...

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

Rugby heaven

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

Golf Sale

God/Saint Watching Football.

"He's an old school angel."

Golfers' Heaven

Management Through Heredity.

"No! Bless you!"