Divine Technology Fan Gifts

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Time Machine Collision

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

God and His Copilot.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

God creates humans.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'It's all hand made.'

Angel Golf

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Football

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Selfie Extension Stik

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Why there are no church hecklers.

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

Football of the Gods...