Digital Deity Fan Gifts

God creates humans.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Not the God I expected."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Heaven Mk. II.

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

Screen Burdern

"That's an old phone booth. People go there to get away from people on their phones."

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'