Digital Deity Gifts

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

I.T. Fear

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'We've re-branded.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Connected to Technology.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

He still refuses to upgrade.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

God creates humans.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Religion and technology.

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Divine Cell

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Do Not Disturb

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'