Digital Deity Gifts

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

I.T. Fear

'We've re-branded.'

Connected to Technology.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

He still refuses to upgrade.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

God creates humans.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Unsocial Networking.

Religion and technology.

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Do Not Disturb

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

Divine Cell

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."