Digital Demon Gifts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Under pressure.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'We've re-branded.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Route 666

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'God's speed.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Safe Driving.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Smile

Tractor Racing

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Cheesie Rider

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."