Digital Demon T-Shirts

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

CEO with SEO

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I.T. Fear

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'We've re-branded.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Route 666

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Safe Driving.

Smile

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Tractor Racing

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'