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"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

I.T. Fear

Connected to Technology.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Vacation Mobile

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

He still refuses to upgrade.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Unsocial Networking.

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Knights of the iPhone

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Tweet

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."