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Speeding in a video game

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

I.T. Fear

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Tractor Racing

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Safe Driving.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Baby Race.

Smile

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Say speed

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."