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Baby Race.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Route 666

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Smile

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Safe Driving.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Tractor Racing

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."