Speed Demon Miniatures Gifts

Baby Race.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'God's speed.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Safe Driving.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Tractor Racing

Smile

Cheesie Rider

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.