Speed Demons Gifts

"Perfect."

'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'

Bobsled Police.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Be careful running through the house. Mom installed speed bumps!'

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Professional runners chasing money

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Forget it, Fred. She's too fast for you.'

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'I was looking for something a little more passive-aggressive.'

Speed Skating. They go around and around in circles while people scream for them to go faster. Sounds like a typical day at work for me.

Sp££d Camera

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Speed skater.

The jury is still out on what goes faster...a jet powered full blow - dual engine - rocket propelled dragster, or a typical house clock on the weekend..."

Angel with speed camera.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Tractor Racing