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"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

The rocket powered skiier

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A day at the transgenic races

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Route 666

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Smile

Cheesie Rider

Safe Driving.

Tractor Racing

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Dairy Devil

Baby Race.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."