Speed Demon Humorist T-Shirts

"Speeding? You've GOT to be joking!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'God's speed.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tractor Racing

Cheesie Rider

Safe Driving.

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

Baby Race.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Say speed

Life in the fastest lane.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'