
"Speeding? You've GOT to be joking!"
Celebrate the thrill of speed and the joy of humor with our unique collection for speed demon humorists. Whether they love fast cars or witty quips about their need for speed, our products add humor and personality. From funny mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints, there's something to bring a smile to any racing enthusiast's face. Perfect for anyone who combines a love of speed with a sharp sense of humor, these gifts make every day more fun and fast-paced.
"Speeding? You've GOT to be joking!"
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"
"I need to tinkle."
Under pressure.
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!
'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"
Route 666
'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'
'God's speed.'
Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'
Tractor Racing
Cheesie Rider
Safe Driving.
"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."
Baby Race.
'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'
Smile
Steep learning curve ahead.
Id/Ego/Superego.
"Perfect."
'I thought forty is the new thirty.'
"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."
'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.
"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
Say speed
Life in the fastest lane.
'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your speed demon humorist with clever designs perfect for racing fans and humor lovers alike.
Relax and giggle with our humorous pillows, ideal for speed lovers who want to add a touch of fun to their home decor.
Bring the thrill of speed and laughter into their space with our energetic prints, designed for the humorist who loves the race.
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who love to race and laugh. The perfect gift for any speed enthusiast with a sense of humor.