Speeding Humorist Gifts

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'One carry-on!'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Think Basics.'

Track & Field & Stream magazine

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Racers' Gate.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Annual 10K Fun Run

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

The Club Singles Duel.