"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."
Running Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a running humorist? Our collection features clever, funny products that highlight their love for running and their humorous take on life. Whether they’re pounding the pavement or sharing pun-filled stories, these items will make them smile and motivate them to keep moving.
2000 Compatible ?
Annual 10K Fun Run
Cash Machines From Across the Land
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'
'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '
'Think Basics.'
"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."
"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"
'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."
La Tour 2007.
"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."
'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'
Marathon runners in silly costumes.
Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.
'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'
Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
Sexy Voting
No genetically modified candy used in this construction.
Caution.
Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt
The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K
'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'
"Looks like the trains aren't running again."
"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."
"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"
Marathon winners.
'On your mark...'
"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."
"I'll race you the last inch."
"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."
"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"
Running Humorist Gifts Collection
Running Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for running humorists, combining wit and charm to brighten their mornings and motivate their miles.
Running Humorist Pillows
Find quirky pillows that add a humorous touch to any runner’s home or office space, keeping spirits high even off the trail.
Running Humorist Prints
Decorate their favorite space with funny running prints that celebrate their passion and their sense of humor, inspiring smiles every day.
Running Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our hilarious t-shirts perfect for running humorists—wear their humor on their sleeve and on their run!