Running Humorist Mugs

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

2000 Compatible ?

Annual 10K Fun Run

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Think Basics.'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Caution.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

Marathon winners.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"I'll race you the last inch."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'On your mark...'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

'George has adjusted to working at home except for having to ride the train into the city and back before he can start the day.'

'And here come the fun runners.'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'