Running Humorist Pillows

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

2000 Compatible ?

Annual 10K Fun Run

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Think Basics.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Sexy Voting

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Caution.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

Marathon winners.

'On your mark...'

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

"I'll race you the last inch."

"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"