Racing Humorist Pillows

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Gentlemen riders, who are so like professional jocks, you can hardly tell the difference!

"I'll race you the last inch."

'Think Basics.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Lucky car.

No Hand Signals

Track & Field & Stream magazine

La Tour 2007.

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Annual 10K Fun Run

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

The Club Singles Duel.

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

A pot of darts players

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'