"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."
Racing Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the racing humorist who has a need for speed and a taste for humor? Our curated collection features hilarious and clever items that combine racing themes with witty design. Whether they’re a racing enthusiast or love a good laugh, these gifts are designed to entertain and inspire. Crafted with humor and personality, our products are the ideal way to celebrate their love of racing and comedy. From mugs that race ahead with jokes to t-shirts that keep their spirits high, find the perfect pick for the fast-laughing soul in your life.
Gentlemen riders, who are so like professional jocks, you can hardly tell the difference!
"I'll race you the last inch."
'Think Basics.'
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'
'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'
'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'
"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"
Lucky car.
No Hand Signals
Track & Field & Stream magazine
La Tour 2007.
'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'
Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!
Speed Checked By Radar.
'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'
Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.
Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.
De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only
Annual 10K Fun Run
No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).
Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?
Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'
"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."
The Club Singles Duel.
Finishing line cuts open athlete.
"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."
'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
Caution.
A pot of darts players
'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'
'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'
Racing Humorist Gifts Collection
Racing Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for racing humorists and start each day with a laugh and a caffeine boost.
Racing Humorist Pillows
Discover our fun and witty racing humorist pillows, adding personality and comfort to any space.
Racing Humorist Prints
Browse our racing humorist prints to bring humor and high-speed charm to your home decor.
Racing Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our racing humorist t-shirts, perfect for expressing their love of speed and humor on casual days.