Racing Humor Lover Gifts

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Think Basics.'

Second to Nun

Formula One car models

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Driving a Lemon.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Annual 10K Fun Run

Fart propelled speedboat.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Clear Lake.

'Are you a football fan?'

Lazy Slackers Marathon

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"I'll race you the last inch."

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Going Under the Jump

Used Spy Cars

"Inflation inflation."