Racing Humor Lover T-Shirts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'Think Basics.'

Second to Nun

Formula One car models

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Driving a Lemon.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Annual 10K Fun Run

Fart propelled speedboat.

Lazy Slackers Marathon

Clear Lake.

'Are you a football fan?'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"I'll race you the last inch."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Going Under the Jump

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"

"Inflation inflation."

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"