Racing Humorist Mugs

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Gentlemen riders, who are so like professional jocks, you can hardly tell the difference!

"I'll race you the last inch."

'Think Basics.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

La Tour 2007.

Track & Field & Stream magazine

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Annual 10K Fun Run

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

The Club Singles Duel.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

A pot of darts players

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

Marathon winners.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.