Horse Racing Humorist Mugs

Clancy: Women and Horse-Racing

Carrying the jockey.

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

The Enemy

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A Few Common Ailments

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Think Basics.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Park statues horse and rider.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'