Race Track Humorist Pillows

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Think Basics.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Annual 10K Fun Run

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"I'm running for congress to be a media celebrity. If you want a legislator, vote for a lobbyist!"

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'We see a lot of these cases during election season...I call it 'campaign commercial overload syndrome.''

"I'll race you the last inch."

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Marathon winners.

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

'On your mark...'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"