Running Humor Fan Pillows

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

A Golden Non-Retriever

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'More government surveillance!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'