Playful Humor Fan Pillows

'I'm doggie bagging it today.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

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"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Suffering from Cooties?

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

No, I don

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Girl in cow onesie.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.

"Fish finder."

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