Casual Humor Fan Pillows

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Dog in casino.

Beer Parasol.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Girl in cow onesie.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Fish finder."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."