Lighthearted Humor Fan Pillows

'Now, what did I come in here for?'

I slept funny last night!

Beach Attraction

'That concludes our meeting. Will the last one out please clap off the lights.'

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"You turn me on..!"

"Bless You."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Girl in cow onesie.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Giving thanks.

Sheet Music

'Big sod.'

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Great gift ideas for the older man.

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Lazy,'

"I feel helpless."

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