Lighthearted Humor Fan Gifts

'Now, what did I come in here for?'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

Dog emojis.

I slept funny last night!

Beach Attraction

'That concludes our meeting. Will the last one out please clap off the lights.'

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

"My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners, Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"You turn me on..!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Bless You."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Girl in cow onesie.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Yeti/Not Yeti

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Giving thanks.

'Big sod.'

Sheet Music

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'