Light-hearted Humor Admirer Gifts

"I feel helpless."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Shoe repair

"I love this time of year."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Vacuums!'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Beach Attraction

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Giving thanks.

'Oh my god!'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

I slept funny last night!

Dog emojis.

"Dude, don't say it..."

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.