Light-hearted Humor Admirer Prints

"I feel helpless."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I love this time of year."

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Beach Attraction

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

Giving thanks.

'Oh my god!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Dude, don't say it..."

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

I slept funny last night!

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'