Lighthearted Comic Admirer Gifts

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Too much concealer?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I love this time of year."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Beach Attraction

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

I slept funny last night!

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Sketches by Boz - Title page to the second series

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

"How's my head size today."