Lighthearted Comic Admirer Mugs

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Too much concealer?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I love this time of year."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Phill Jupitus

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Beach Attraction

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

Sketches by Boz - Title page to the second series

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Dog emojis.

I slept funny last night!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

If I nap now, I'll never be able to nap ten more times before bed.

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"How's my head size today."