Lighthearted Humor Admirer Gifts

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I love this time of year."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Beach Attraction

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Oh my god!'

Giving thanks.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'You look lovely today.'