Lighthearted Humor Admirer Gifts

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I love this time of year."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"So tell me about your last poop."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

Beach Attraction

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Giving thanks.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Oh my god!'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'You look lovely today.'