Light-hearted Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Lemon Grizzle Cake

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Vacuums!'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Beach Attraction

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Giving thanks.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

I slept funny last night!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"