Light Humor Lover Pillows

'This is silly.. we don't even TAN!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Beach Attraction

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Giving thanks.

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

I slept funny last night!

"Dude, don't say it..."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"