Light Humor Lover Gifts

'This is silly.. we don't even TAN!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Shoe repair

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Vacuums!'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Beach Attraction

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Giving thanks.

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

No caption (Aliens ride in a spaceship. Their luggage is stowed in a clear capsule underneath the craft).

I slept funny last night!

"Dude, don't say it..."

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

Dog emojis.

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'