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"It's the new church organ."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Mikado

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Beer Parasol.

Girl in cow onesie.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

No, I don

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

The bird feeder.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation