Music Humor Lover Pillows

'Hold on -- I'll remember what the knee bone is connected to if I start at the beginning of the song ...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'

The Little Dumber Boy

Note Book

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Musical Eye Test

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

Blues for now.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Spinning violinist

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'