Music Humor Lover Gifts

'Hold on -- I'll remember what the knee bone is connected to if I start at the beginning of the song ...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'

The Little Dumber Boy

Note Book

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Spinning violinist

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Unconventional Music Player

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'